Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
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I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
@akjcv « they would probably be about as different from Latin letters as Greek and Cyrillic scripts -- that is, no inherent stylistic differences » *typographer’s cringe*
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« When the morning sun hit an icicle, it wished not to melt, and thus Vanillite was born. At night, it buries itself in snow to sleep. »
calendar updates: it is the ides of carnivaltide
animals are kind of like people, except for the ways in which they are not like people. they are like people otherwise
y’all i woke up and there’s a hot dyke sleeping next to me
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anyway this fic was a 5/10 blowjob also; it was actually better written than the last one but the author let their kinks get a little too in-the-way at the end to really make it land
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
this author does NOT know how to write threesome sex
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
they are EXTREMELY treating Paya like a unicorn in this fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« I've never been choosy when it comes to the gender of the ones I have romantic or sexual feelings for. And I like Paya. I think we could be great friends, or more than friends. If she wants that too. » is Zelda ace
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
@coriander see i think Link is a service bottom
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
what i am getting from this is Zelda is a service top
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« Love isn't selfish, and it should be shared. That's what's beautiful about it. It is entirely possible to love more than one person at the same time. » this would be a lot more convincing if it wasn’t a clear set·up for the author wanting Link to rail Paya
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« "I feel happy," she said, "for the first time in my life." » wow just gonna drop that one there okay
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
they are better at writing blowjobs than peevey i’ll give them that
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
author completely skipped over Zelda’s multiple orgasms with barely a mention so it’s clear what they’re here for
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
they have, in fact, escalated their “Link cums a lot” take
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@wallhackio it’s based on (1) whether the blowjob itself is convincing (“this author knows what a blowjob is and successfully described one”), (2) the quality of the writing of the blowjob, and (3) whether the author succeeded in making the blowjob seem hot, which is kind of separate from writing quality more generally
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« Each jet erupted from him like water pushed from a hose with a plunger » why are these the words you decided to commit to the page
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
