Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
after i beat Breath of the Wild i wrote a quick oneshot of Link and Zelda fucking which wasn’t very good and also was one of my most popular fics on A·O·3, which i resented it for
anyway this fic is riffing on the same concept
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« It had only been a few hours since they'd defeated the Calamity and seen each other again for the first time in a century when Link decided that they should stop at a small pool of water a little distance from the road and make camp for the night. »
1) this is a run·on sentence
2) which pool of water? canonically i’m pretty sure the nearest water source to where you end the game is the sacred ground ruins (where the knighting ceremony was held), but this doesn’t seem to be taking place there. there are pools around Mabe Village i guess but that also seems like it would have been notable? be specific here!
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« When he was done he grabbed his korok-expanded bag » is that adjective necessary
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« There was no easy way to hide his obvious erection, but Zelda gave no sign that she'd noticed it. She had indeed noticed, though, and there was a part of her that was screaming in her head at the sight. » screaming?
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panic! at the erection
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
in their second fic, this author is bravely standing by their “Link cums a lot” take
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« Each jet erupted from him like water pushed from a hose with a plunger » why are these the words you decided to commit to the page
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
they have, in fact, escalated their “Link cums a lot” take
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author completely skipped over Zelda’s multiple orgasms with barely a mention so it’s clear what they’re here for
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they are better at writing blowjobs than peevey i’ll give them that
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« "I feel happy," she said, "for the first time in my life." » wow just gonna drop that one there okay
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« Love isn't selfish, and it should be shared. That's what's beautiful about it. It is entirely possible to love more than one person at the same time. » this would be a lot more convincing if it wasn’t a clear set·up for the author wanting Link to rail Paya
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
what i am getting from this is Zelda is a service top
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@Lady I can believe this
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@coriander see i think Link is a service bottom
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang
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@Lady Maybe they can both be true
That would be a fun one to write