Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

y u so mad bro

oh you just released like 4 songs about it?

oh

no, i think the kids are probably fucked up like the rest of us

they say the kids are alright but then you get headlines like “trump is polling well with young people because they do not remember a time before his candidacy” and hmmm

@alyssa lots of people, the whole internet probably

kitty won’t send me beats so i guess my diss track needs to be a 5000 word essay instead

surprised @aescling hasn’t leaned fully into being all cute and pastel for her website at this point

unbeknownst to evolutionary psychologists, early humans were probably not eugenicists singlemindedly concerned with improving the overall fitness of their species, and kids are a lot of work

“you mean not EVERY human just wants to seek out and reproduce with the most advantageous mate?!” naw dog, we grew like, brains and shit, and figured out cause and effect on that one pretty quick

very funny to me that evolutionary biologists are like “human bodies undergo concealed ovulation because having frequent sex serves a social benefit” and not the more obvious and evidenced “humans bodies undergo concealed ovulation because if they didn’t we’d all have a lot fewer kids”

we know from Drama that Times writers and editors are given very strict guidelines on how they can cover this stuff, but it’s not like journalists don’t know what’s going on or how to get a message across

reading New York Times coverage right now is wild because they’re forced to interview and use the language of some combination of {out⹀of⹀touch old white man} and {staunch Zionist who thinks any criticism of a certain country in the Middle East is an attack on Jews everywhere} and then you get to the part of the article where they state Facts and they’re like “yeah conservative Jewish student organizations have been actively trying to invade encampments and picking fights with these protesters for weeks despite them mostly just barricading themselves in one place, and that’s where all the violence is coming from”

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