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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

i guess they fucked??

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all

i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important

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@coriander here is a netteflix AU where annette is the lead singer of a hard rock band archiveofourown.org/works/2090

@coriander let me know if you ship her with felix or you Extremely Do Not ship her with felix i feel like these are the only options

i really liked ingrid which i’m pretty sure makes me an objectively terrible person but look

@coriander (i'm joking anyway none of them are boring)

(well golden deer might be boring i never could give a fuck about claude)

@coriander are you watching the lesbian and gay commie house or one of the boring ones

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The only way he
could stay in the church was to
tear down the chapel

New blogpost: “Adding Syntax Highlighting to Lady’s Weblog” 

@coriander if they made a ninja turtle white it would have been like katara in the last airbender movie all over again 😭

culture 

celebrating getting a job but treating marriage like a prison

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I like it to be
flexible for all browsers
and window sizes

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The contract should be
properly signed and dated
to be effective

ocarina of time poll 

• the triforce of wisdom gives zelda innate understanding of what goes on in both timelines which is why when link gets sent back child zelda believes and befriends him and later gifts him the ocarina of time

• what the fuck no child zelda doesn't know shit about what happened in the future

computer talk 

if you get a weird rss feed entry from my blog with an invalid date that points to a page which doesn’t exist, it’s for a W·I·P and no you didn’t

computer talk 

today after work i spent many hours arguing with linux to get it to run a script when i push some files to a private repository, for the sole purpose of letting me leave disparaging comments on the summary page of my own code

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I would like to add
a picture to my page and
some information

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misinfo 

in england they spell it geolus

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