Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all
i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important
@coriander here is a netteflix AU where annette is the lead singer of a hard rock band https://archiveofourown.org/works/20906600
@coriander let me know if you ship her with felix or you Extremely Do Not ship her with felix i feel like these are the only options
i really liked ingrid which i’m pretty sure makes me an objectively terrible person but look
@coriander (i'm joking anyway none of them are boring)
(well golden deer might be boring i never could give a fuck about claude)
@coriander are you watching the lesbian and gay commie house or one of the boring ones
New blogpost: “Adding Syntax Highlighting to Lady’s Weblog”
@coriander if they made a ninja turtle white it would have been like katara in the last airbender movie all over again 😭
@coriander wait is this like… controversial?
ocarina of time poll
• the triforce of wisdom gives zelda innate understanding of what goes on in both timelines which is why when link gets sent back child zelda believes and befriends him and later gifts him the ocarina of time
• what the fuck no child zelda doesn't know shit about what happened in the future
computer talk
there was a bad regex ok
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