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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
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I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
actually in the post-credits scene in Spirit Tracks she is shown doing some kind of work presumably because her underling turned out to be an evil demon bent on resurrecting a bigger evil demon who wanted to destroy Hyrule’s rail infrastructure and also take over the world
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« Link didn’t envy her: running a kingdom is hard work. » has zelda ever once been shown doing this work
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
this is a Twilight Princess fic so her parents died like a year ago it’s fine
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
« Zelda herself had been busy as well, with her coronation being in two weeks » we’re just going to ignore the implication of the deaths of her parents
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
we still haven’t gotten to the blowjob
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
@coriander “gender affects height more strongly than hand size so women on average have slightly longer fingers relative to their height than men” is information i did not need to know but am absolutely filing away for later
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« Her slender, elegant fingers wrapped around his shaft » actually can we pause and talk about zelda’s fingers for a bit
like, zelda’s hands are not small. she is taller than link, and all the formulas i can find correlating hand size and gender say that men are taller than women with the same hand size—i.e. have smaller hands than women of the same height
so like. yes zelda's fingers are slenderer than link's. but they're also LONGER
think about that
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@coriander yeah although honestly i prefer a lot of the pre-Skyward Sword fics where fans were making up their own reincarnation theories regarding Link and Zelda instead of just using Nintendo's one
but there's definitely some which do cool AtLA-style stuff where link or zelda or both like get counsel from their past lives and also grapple with like, whether they are cool with being Fated Partners or not
there's also an entirely separate school in the ZelGan club that view the reincarnation cycle as essentially a very long breakup between Hylia and Demise which can only be ended by them resolving their differences and getting back together
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@coriander a lot of zelink authors are really into the idea of zelda and link remembering their past lives or the love between them being eternal which is great until you realize that in some cases it is literally "our grandparents fucked and now we're fucking isn't that cool"
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@coriander in the end of skyward sword demise issues a curse on zelda's descendants and also on future heroes, which is ambiguous as to whether it means link's literal descendants or just like reincarnations
if you take the first interpretation and also ship zelda and link as marrying at any point then that implies all future zeldas and links share that common ancestor
if you ship zelda and link as marrying in EVERY incarnation this gets kind of messy
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can we get any biologists in the room to confirm or deny that biology manuals measure dick lengths while erect
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
« Of course Zelda’s education had included Hylian reproduction, and from what she had read from average length (though later on she’d figured said length might’ve been downplayed to accommodate smaller men), Link was quite above the curve. » why do you have to say it like this
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
please note that this is a deliberate Choice; it is not explicit in canon that all Links are related by blood
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
this fic sure is leaning hard into the “Zelda and Link are technically related in all their incarnations after the first” for not being an incest fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
this scene of zelda playing with link’s dick while he is sleeping is not as good as that other fic where zelda plays with link’s dick while he is sleeping
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
« Zelda had been educated in how the body works and she knew that men had erections in the morning. » key information clearly
What do you say, Mudbray?
please follow for exciting zelda giving link a blowjob ratings and content
What do you say, Mudbray?
tempted to read every fanfic on Ao3 where zelda gives link a blowjob to see if any of them are good
NYT
@coriander idk journalistic integrity or something
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
