« Zelda had been educated in how the body works and she knew that men had erections in the morning. » key information clearly

this scene of zelda playing with link’s dick while he is sleeping is not as good as that other fic where zelda plays with link’s dick while he is sleeping

this fic sure is leaning hard into the “Zelda and Link are technically related in all their incarnations after the first” for not being an incest fic

please note that this is a deliberate Choice; it is not explicit in canon that all Links are related by blood

or that Link and Zelda ever marry

« Of course Zelda’s education had included Hylian reproduction, and from what she had read from average length (though later on she’d figured said length might’ve been downplayed to accommodate smaller men), Link was quite above the curve. » why do you have to say it like this

can we get any biologists in the room to confirm or deny that biology manuals measure dick lengths while erect

« Her slender, elegant fingers wrapped around his shaft » actually can we pause and talk about zelda’s fingers for a bit

like, zelda’s hands are not small. she is taller than link, and all the formulas i can find correlating hand size and gender say that men are taller than women with the same hand size—i.e. have smaller hands than women of the same height

so like. yes zelda's fingers are slenderer than link's. but they're also LONGER

think about that