Lady @Lady@cat.family

“oh, my brain suddenly dropped to like 65%”

“this would be fine if i wasn’t a programmer working on code which requires at least 80”

hate having vocations which all make me hyperaware of my current level of mental functioning

@gaditb okay but now i’m going to flip this on its head and ask about masking as a self‐defence mechanism

#SundayPost: we’re all playing #pokémon

i don’t have any holidays or observances on the calendar for the upcoming week and i don’t think anything exciting has happened so i’ll probably skip the sunday post this week unless somebody on this instance @’s me something

oh you mean masking as in being sanitary not masking as in presenting as allistic

them: well this scraper doesn't have the flaws you were talking about, surely it must be okay

everyone else: oh, clearly the flaws i enumerated were too specific and there must be a more fundamental way of phrasing things; let's try that again

(scraper still bad tho)

honestly these people writing fedi scrapers are generating productive conversations just not in the way they were hoping

@SportsGoblin hey making it to the playoffs against all odds and then immediately losing against a clearly better team is what the narrative arc for the seahawks is SUPPOSED to be

@alyssa
burnet: senpai…
fennel: you know we are the exact same age right
burnet: s–senpai… 🥺

@alyssa these are college students for clarity

@alyssa oh the implication is that because fennel was so knowledgeable burnet thought she was her senior

@alyssa what?

« My friend Fennel is researching dreams too.
I got to know her when we were students.
Her knowledge and arguments were so impressive…
I was really surprised when I found out we were the same age. »
POKéMON FANDOM
I AM BEGGING YOU

act 1: how we used AI trained on sexting to make our pornbots more effective

act 2: help we made the pornbots too effective

act 3: users revolt after formerly free “pornbot” service ends free tier; now requires a subscription

@clarfonthey person as a person from a culture which uses western ordering, i prefer the original ordering be preserved, with the following notes

• if it's not clear to readers whether the name is using an eastern or western order, the family name should be written in allcaps

• although japanese names have historically switched order upon translation to english, some style guides are starting to reverse that trend. see https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/21/asia/japan-name-abe-shinzo-intl/index.html for an example

• chinese names should never be written in western order (chairman mao = mao zedong)

when th dogge sleepe n th dogge sticke th tongue outt

« In Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Eggs can be given a spa treatment at the Ribbon Syndicate building. This will cause the Egg to have an increased friendship upon hatching. However, Eggs cannot be given massages; if attempted, the Massage Girl will exclaim, "That's silly! I'd break that Egg if I tried to massage it!" »

i would like to thank this pokémon let’s play youtuber for taking the time to clearly show the opening, after battle, and speaking to later quotes for every trainer they battle