Lady @Lady@cat.family

trying really hard not to subtoot this man right now so i'm subtooting myself not subtooting him

https://youtu.be/Qrto4ulDJTE

and stop boosting people who think they're important

i have a policy of generally not taking moderation action against folks for having wrong opinions unless it harms the community but please calm down new people, make some friends, and stop trying to be right all the time

at least one of them reached our server via a boost so i can't even blame federation for it

seen some bad takes today

oh, "gridlock". oh

is girllock when you hold your girl tight and don't let go to prevent other processes from attempting to modify her data at the same time as you

@djsundog if someone wanted to reimplement the exact same app with actually good coding practices i would love that but i don't think i have it in me

@djsundog i'd do this for free if the mastodon web client wasn't an incredibly legacy React/Redux codebase with terrible organization and no documentation or code comments

but as it is i think a greenfield web app is the way to go 😩

custom emoji did not exist when i wrote this

apparently mastodon got rid of the V1 statuses api at some point

okay, it *kinda* works

code is here if you’re curious but it was written by some fucking loser named allie hart and i disclaim all responsibility for what lies therein

https://github.com/marrus-sh/snow

okay so it doesn’t fucking work but it DOES do the full oauth handshake before not fucking working so there’s that

thanks

“Snow is designed to be usable with plugins; to prevent conflicting with other plugins' styles and elements, every Snow class name and id begins with the emoji 🌨.” ah, the years before i learned about URI namespacing