Lady @Lady@cat.family

then i was born. then i joined the knight academy. then i had sex with a disembodied hand.

my name is the goddess hylia. in order to protect humanity i set them all on a giant island and launched it up into the sky. here's a poem about that. so anyway now here's three pages about how they all fell to their deaths.

i don't want to write this story but every snippet i have jotted down has been so on-point that i feel obligated to now

going to get into the field of writing books for programmers specifically to counter this abhorrent lack of imagination in example

@aescling sure, we can do it on discord

when your example of a statement it is impossible to disagree with is “children should be polite” and not “people should have access to the resources they need for survival”

lol thanks mastodon

script:
- >
deno eval "
import response from 'https://gitlab.com/api/v4/projects/$CI_MERGE_REQUEST_PROJECT_ID/merge_requests/$CI_MERGE_REQUEST_IID/changes' assert { type: 'json' };
// ..."

you can really just import a gitlab API call as json with deno in CI

https://j-li.kibi-folk.works/:bookmarks/

girls who pronounce the P in pseud

👶🔎📑: is this gay or do the creators just hate women??

🧑‍🏫🔎📑: is this lesbian or do the creators just hate women??

lawn more like yawn

« “Do you think I should become a Catholic?” Warriors broke the silence as he stared down their dozenth empty hallway. » what the fuck does this mean

@foccs @emmajuettner exception: your followers also follow the person you are replying to

mastodon only shows replies in feeds if a person follows both the poster and the person they are immediately replying to

the assumption being that if they follow both people involved, they *are* already reading the conversation on account of the original post(s) being in their home timeline

in my experience anarchists who define their philosophy beginning with the word “I” would not take a bullet for a comrade happily

#ProTip: do not do this