hagrid: breaking the law is fun and good, the legal system treats people like me with great prejudice, even dumbledore agrees
harry: cool i'm gonna be a cop
@witchfynder_finder i probably DNF’d that other stuff for the express reason of having green eggs and ham be my first book
there definitely wasn't any ceremony i just did it on my own in the library so i was obviously like, a fairly competent reader at that point
@witchfynder_finder i remember the first book i read by myself was green eggs and ham but my parents tell me i was reading plenty of like, early reader material before that so evidently i just decided that those didn't count
@witchfynder_finder it is an actual plural form, although clitorises is more common these days probably
@packetcat back in my day, the web was full of pages, and idle surfing was an actual way people would pass the time…… instead of doomscrolling social media
@packetcat i miss stumbleupon and think mastodon is lacking good ways of discovering interesting web pages appreciated by people in your community but i think trends are a really half-baked way of bringing that about
most significantly because they can't disambiguate “i’m sharing this because i like it” and “i’m sharing this because i hate it”
@packetcat i use the advanced now but used simple for a long time and didn't mind it at all
right now i have all of the people i follow organized into lists and don't even have the home timeline visible, which i think is the best way to use advanced layout
@packetcat @aescling yeah scheduled_at is older than polls https://docs.joinmastodon.org/methods/statuses/
@packetcat @aescling there is still no UI for scheduling posts either right even though i think there is an API for it
@witchfynder_finder oh people also hate geminis
« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect
@witchfynder_finder i know give me my sexually experienced fanfics!!
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