Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

@hystericempress @astraluma somewhat tangentially and a bit contradictorily, i think sedgwick was onto something when they suggested that the reason squares are so bad at media analysis is because they’ve never had to work hard to see themselves in it

no i don't want a bagel pizza i want a pizza pizza

explaining to my girlfriend what “MILTANK used ROLLOUT” means

@monorail « Early English translations of the Bible used the familiar singular form of the second person, which mirrors common usage trends in other languages. The familiar and singular form is used when speaking to God in French (in Protestantism both in past and present, in Catholicism since the post-Vatican II reforms), German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Scottish Gaelic and many others (all of which maintain the use of an "informal" singular form of the second person in modern speech). »

from the Wikipedia article for “thou”, because i remembered using thou not you for God in english is a thing

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all

when safari doesn't support something it's like oh i guess i can't use this CSS property but when chrome doesn't support something it's like wow instead of this core web technology i got gobbledygook or a blank white page

yesterday i learned of another thing chrome does not support even though firefox and safari both have for decades

the quick start guide: download our app!!

the users manual: important! please use a wired connection when setting up your router.

@Satsuma i think the implication is actually “having sex with somebody who is way better at sex than you”, with the secondary implication that when you get older, if you have a lot of sex, you eventually become better (or equally good) at sex as your partners

which like, that’s good, the sex is better when you’re more experienced, but it could have been better way sooner if you had gotten rid of the myth that at a certain age [gap] all lesbians metamorphize into abusers

you know it’s time to go to bed when Wade calls you to tell you that the Bug-Catching Contest is today

oh baby maybe consider some bad people are actually bad and they have feelings and can use words too

why did pokémon decide to give nidoqueen a chainmail bikini

like, there are far more pokémon in pogo than are in literally any regional dex right, it's too many pokémon