i would have picked, you know, the Last Supper, but sure let’s talk about that time Jesus broke some bread and then immediately vanished
@witchfynder_finder it actually says “this movie is a trans allegory” for twenty seconds in the opening credits, cis people just thought it was part of the aesthetic
@SportsGoblin right??
@SportsGoblin if you’re going to show your ass on national television you might as well just show your actual ass instead of being racist about it
@witchfynder_finder like driving for 8+ hours is tiring and probably unsafe but people always advertise them for like, city driving and why
@witchfynder_finder i’d say “very long roadtrips” but most of the people who are into self‐driving cars don’t seem to be the types of people who take very long roadtrips
@Satsuma i support this AU concept
@noelle this makes sense when you remember that they didn't eat breakfast in medieval times, so the fast would be broken at lunch (called dinner)
@Satsuma it’s a little ambiguous this was like a 700 word oneshot
in canon they’re 19 at most
@Satsuma also kids these days do everything in google drive
@Satsuma sure but i do that when i first create the file
@aescling it's the holiday that real christians celebrate instead of trying to put the christ in christmas
@Satsuma i still type command-S but i mean i probably don't have to
@witchfynder_finder i’m very competitive
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