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“it doesn’t work if we don’t help each other out” okay get on my level then 🥱

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some people just really like helping and i simply don’t need it!

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sometimes i think i might offend people on account of knowing what the fuck i’m doing

@witchfynder_finder if only i could be drinking swiss miss with my miss 😩

« I write sappy fanfictions. » have you considered writing sapp*hic* fanfictions instead

trying to figure out whether “save my work” or “turn off my laptop” is more anachronistic here

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« “I’ve missed you, too. Let me save my work and turn off my laptop and then, I’ll be all yours.” » tell me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade without telling me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade

« Twelfth Night in the Netherlands became so secularised, rowdy and boisterous that public celebrations were banned from the church. » fuck yeah that’s a holiday right there

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i’m actually completely fine with the holiday season i just don’t like the actual holiday

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you just party the fuck out of Twelfth Night and then bake bread

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i would literally rather celebrate epiphany than christmas

@witchfynder_finder also i’m normally okay with secularizing Church holidays but yeah christmas sucks ass it’s like easter, get out of town

just celebrate the solstice or whatever

@witchfynder_finder the problem is that businesses sell goods for the holiday which is coming up, not the holiday you’re currently in, and america determines what season it is based on what you can buy in the stores

@witchfynder_finder i mean it’s literally Hallowmas today; in the UK Hallowtide lasts at least until Remembrance Sunday (when they wear the Poppies; 14 Nov this year) and i don’t see why we shouldn’t just make it the whole month (until Advent at least)

@witchfynder_finder see, back in the day the festivals happened at the STARTS of the seasons not the ENDS

the way i say it should go is harvest up until halloween, and then all of NOVEMBER is spooky season

@witchfynder_finder okay but seriously the american harvest festival happens way too late

this is not a toot in favour of starting christmas before december 25

@noelle but the general answer is “they don’t”, and they actually dropped it from their latest album promo material

@noelle i’m not the average CHVRCHΞS fan so i have greek letters on capslock

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