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i think the issue is that in the alphabets where it was in use, it could probably be considered a glyphic variant of Ɡ ɡ

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@wallhackio @coriander when i saw it the first time i was like “i’m pretty sure i would need to watch this again to understand what this movie is doing” and then i never watched it again

every time somebody says A·I is magic for doing something i can do myself with the exact same level of prompting, my power grows. thank you for believing in me

“internet seems slow today; wonder if it is the wifi”

*turns off wifi*

*internet gets even slower*

guess it¦s the A·I

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remember when webpages were slow because of javascript and not because they were being DDOSed at all times

@coriander do you have uBlock? it might be intercepting them

@coriander MLB.tv constantly puts up a filler advertisement saying that baseball is powered by Google AI and after months i still have not figured out what part of baseball is supposed to be powered by Google AI

re: Civ 6, wall of text 

@wallhackio fansite when

it is a good day to listen to Garden Of Delete (2015)

T·E·I is not suitable for creating novel born digital hypertext documents but it is more suitable than any other alternative

i updated my version of macOS and suddenly i can no longer do `command -pv git´ in Dash and instead must do `PATH="$(command -p getconf PATH)" command -v git´, which should be equivalent

github.com/apple-oss-distribut shows no recent changes to `sh´

apple what the fuck

re: alc 

@alyssa @wallhackio they used to go by the mass noun “kindle” iirc

re: alc 

@alyssa @wallhackio really you should be getting after caleb’s twin for this one

@aschmitz @aescling technically i am using Numbers so i make no portability guarantees

=LET(words,DROP(Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C:E,1,0),LET(sylndx,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,IF(str="",str,str&".")&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),"@",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,IF(instr="",instr,instr&".")&IF(s="@",s,s&"@")&rn)))),"@",".",0),1),LET(syls,CHOOSECOLS(sylndx,1),LET(uniqs,DROP(UNIQUE(syls),IF(INDEX(syls,1,1)="",1,0),0),SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(sylndx,wrstart,1),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,wr,2))),syl))))),2)))))

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=LET(words,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:E360,LET(syls,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,str&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),".",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,instr&s&"@"&rn&".")))),,".",1)),LET(uniqs,UNIQUE(MAP(syls,LAMBDA(syl,TEXTBEFORE(syl,"@")))),SORT(SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl&"@*"),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(syls,wrstart,0),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,TEXTAFTER(wr,"@"),2))),syl))))),1),2))))

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@alyssa @holly @monorail they haven’t been called toots for a decade at least, which is probably the date i would count from :P

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