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@aescling @wallhackio originally, in nature, the computer would generate the Oblique Strategies, and the programmer would have to ponder them and implement. however, in captivity, we see that the situation has inverted: the programmer generates the strategies and the computer is forced to implement. this is an unholy arrangement and goes against the will of Gᴏᴅ

i was pouting and my fiancé WENT UPSTAIRS and DIDN’T SEE IT

i’m sleeeepy we did so much talking today *proceeds to discuss meditation for five hours*

Gets tough being young, but you do it for kicks; kinda hate how it tastes, but you eat it with chopsticks; existentialist: You wanna know what all of this is. Four more months: It’s just a season. Cut your loss: You’ll start to think that things you have are things you’ll lose; it’s normal, but it’s not the truth.

And all of the sudden, you’re a bad liar; all of a sudden, you’re a trash fire; but if anybody treats you like a hazard, you’re the one with your thumb on the lighter.

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Last chance to be a kid with a cereal box: Had a dream in your head, but you woke up and lost it, and you only get a few more candles before you’re too old to try again,

to be a wreck,
to get the sympathy of friends,
who see that you’re not there yet,
but they say that you’ll get there,

and then all of a sudden you’re a bad liar, ’cause you said that it would get better, but all of the sudden it’s a trash fire and you can’t put it out;

all of a sudden you’re a hostage to the things you thought you wanted; all of a sudden you’re a hot mess, and you can’t sweat it out.

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[Hands pressed to your thighs, as if you could protect them from the thoughts that you’ve had that conspire against them—even tho you need them to get by.]

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@xsssm i feel very blessed that the first wedding i ever attended was a little thing a queer weirdo hosted in their parents backyard, and i didn’t have to deal with all of the Everything until the second one

re: my cool legend of korra fan theory that was wrong, also major ATLA spoilers i guess 

@wallhackio uhhhhh they’re pretty well written for a YA novel duology and they involve spirit bargains and general worldbuilding which seemed kinda like the same genre as your fan theory

re: my cool legend of korra fan theory that was wrong, also major ATLA spoilers i guess 

@wallhackio ah well you might enjoy them

my cool legend of korra fan theory that was wrong, also major ATLA spoilers i guess 

@wallhackio have you read the kyoshi novels

@wallhackio i have read the rust book on three separate occasions and every time i get to the section on strings i check out because of how bad it is

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