Lady of Longing @Lady@cat.family

@aescling @wallhackio @coriander but you fuck a trans woman all the time

@aescling @wallhackio @coriander really into muffing here on glitchcat huh

@coriander hi yes put your job posting here on indeed the site where we lie to you about candidates

@coriander this seems like a real footgun????

@wallhackio @coriander don't visit if you don't want that number to increase

@coriander @aescling would you call her bitch

@coriander @aescling would you call her sister

@coriander you can call women brother too if you're a goron

@coriander goron emoji

@wallhackio no but its a worthwhile pursuit anyway

@wallhackio @coriander now this is a fanfic i would read

@wallhackio jirachi is a shooting star pokémon which grants a wish once every thousand years it is extremely weird to be praying to it and expecting something to happen

@wallhackio the scene was exactly what you would expect from a christian guy angry at god for not hearing his prayers, only instead of god he said “jirachi”

@wallhackio jirachi is a mythical pokémon but they were mythologizing it in a way reminiscent of how people mythologize christian god

@wallhackio @coriander no shes hot that's literally her thing

@aescling @Satsuma is this you