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@Betty @Satsuma as a child you don’t get to choose your caretakers but as an adult you do. and that’s romance

@Betty @Satsuma yeah the best way i would describe it is it makes you feel like either a warm cosy baby or else a vulnerable needy baby and either way u are baby and just want support from your person the way a baby does from their caretakers

when two people feel this way towards each other it forms a very effective interdependency bond because they both are baby towards each other and want the other person to love and support them

@Satsuma @Betty romantic attraction is like a hug hope this helps

why you fucking with my roleplay why can't i stealth masturbate in this rich weirdos bed

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fucked up that baldurs gate doesn't let you jack off whenever

my girlfriend is really cute when they laugh while wearing their glasses 👓✨

@wallhackio @coriander it’s fine just spend a lot of time on internet wikis when you have questions

today’s two-word phrase with the same prosody as “secret tunnel”: breaded butter

girlfriend: i need to set up my smash controls exactly like hades

i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌

@aschmitz actually referring to the fanfiction by girllikesubstance :P

are you a… heh… “fan of Ghost Town”

they’re right about Etie but she’s a lesbian himbo so you’re obligated to just take that L

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fire emblem wiki has some right opinions and some wrong opinions. they think Lapis is “mediocre” and this is a wrong opinion. Lapis is great if you reclass her into Berserker, and she can go berserk on me whenever she wants to

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