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@coriander on the one hand: they didn’t take away zelda’s sword; they had already made the decision to take away the sword before they settled on Zelda

on the other hand: okay but when does Zelda get a sword tho

(Zelda has a sword in Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Phantom Hourglass (kinda))

[technically Tetra also has a sword but i don’t think she ever uses it]

@coriander dunno if it helps or hurts their cause that they were originally going to have the protagonist be Link, and only switched to Zelda after they were like “well if you can just use your sword, what’s the point?”

you’d think the New York Times of all people would be better at creating graphics which are still readable in black and white

pokémon needs to stop adding new regions with new pokédexes to complete as DLC and just go back to adding things like Battle Tower instead

@coriander i don’t want CHARACTERS i want CUTE WITCH GIRLS who knock into me on their broomsticks and then act all tsundere

@coriander on the one hand, this is how i felt about Link Between Worlds

on the other hand,

@coriander karlach is chaotic neutral the same way puppies are

@FirstProgenitor @coriander i think gale is evil with the caveat that i understand that gale is a caricature of wizards generally and i'm not sure i can hold this stance too strongly without just condemning all of them

@aescling unfortunately expanding the homeowning class is one of the few remaining viable options for growing the bourgeoisie so she’s trapped in that respect

not just big landlords, but all the little landlords who buy up all those new homes you build and then hire property managers to rent them out

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look mate i’m a millennial, i don’t care about “building more homes”, i care about regulating landlords

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every time kamala harris says the phrase “middle class”, i like the middle class less

macklemore clarifies that when he says “fuck America” he means “fuck the United States of America”, not “fuck North America”, “fuck South America”, or “fuck the land which, by rights, belongs to the sovereign Native American nations”

“Gabriel Teodros, who helped organize the event” still need to listen to Teodros tbh but glad he’s still out there doin shit

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kracken better not fuckin disown macklemore

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