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any day the N·F·L is ordered to pay as much as $14 billion is a good day

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@Satsuma @wallhackio maybe they just don't know the difference between britain and australia

they finished majora’s mask and they made wind waker

they finished spirit tracks and they made a link between worlds

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this is true of all zelda sequels but when they finished breath of the wild aonuma was like “have we done everything we could do with this?” and the answer was “no, we haven’t” but after tears of the kingdom the answer definitely is “yes, we absolutely have”

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people might worry that the next 3d zelda game will just be another clone of breath of the wild but you gotta understand, the zelda team hated working on sequel to breath of the wild

@coriander no way nintendo would never constrain themselves in this way

“ganon has the triforce of power, and we have the triforce of wisdom, and link has the triforce of courage embedded in his chest” sounds painful

how many hours does a normal person spend staring at a spreadsheet of cultures evident at various points in the zelda canon

it’s gotta be a small number, right? like, five

i love how early writers all agree that link’s primary character trait is that he is an asshole; they should go back to this

@coriander but reading early Zelda canon is like reading ancient texts before the printing press standardized the spellings of words

@coriander well, “this author” is in fact the author of an officially licensed Nintendo Adventure Book

weirdly i think i am on the side that “blin” is its own plural but “moblin”, “bokoblin”, “bulblin”, etc are pluralized with “‐s”

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this author thinks that the plural of “moblin” is “moblin”

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