@coriander unironically watch Howl’s Moving Castle
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@aescling @akjcv@types.pl i bet you can already understand what this code is doing https://git.ladys.computer/Shushe/blob/HEAD:/lib/split.xslt
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@akjcv@types.pl @aescling (technically Saxon Home Edition is open source but it’s not developed according to FOSS principles and is primarily in Java so i refuse to use it)
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@aescling @akjcv@types.pl it's super easy if you grok functional programming; there are like a dozen elements to learn and you're set
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@akjcv@types.pl @aescling if only there were an open source implementation of version 2 or 3
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@aescling @akjcv@types.pl i’ve never vibed with lisp but i do vibe with xslt so i’m not sure where that leaves me
slightly spicy
@akjcv@types.pl simpler federation protocols ready to go whenever, but actually no developer wants to work thankless hours for months building a software which is worse than the ones we already have while fending off criticism from hundreds of randos who didn't even bother to read the protocol specification, so
@aescling it does not deserve the name Disk Utility
i think it’s cool how you can tell how much of a mac head someone is not by whether they know applescript or how many open source applications they have installed on their machine but by whether they are angriest about iTunes, iPhoto, or Disk Utility
proof that microsoft doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing or who the fuck they’re marketing to
@coriander “or cure an old goron’s depression”
@coriander “play the right song and you can make the sun shine or cause a storm”
@aschmitz i do insular t’s, except in cursive, where i do stars
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