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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
end otw racism
has decided to switch tactics from “direct action” to “voting”
@coriander i'm down for medieval westerns but i would be incredibly surprised if they could pull that off as an animated kids movie
@coriander honestly though like most zelda games are just way too much to fit in a movie
i think your options are either to make it a western, where link the wandering swordsman strolls up to some town facing a problem and does a dungeon to solve it and then rides off into the sunset
or else do literally the plot of the very first game where ganon kidnaps zelda for her triforce, link rescues her nursemaid as she is running to get help, and then something something triforce he takes ganon down
@coriander imagine voice acting link from the legend of zelda
@coriander alternatively they could make a movie out of the Original legend of zelda i'm talking this guy
@coriander a zelda movie COULD be good but only if it doesn't have link
zelda status
• pursued the yiga into the gerudo mines
• took on kohga again
• okay now i have to figure out how to get OUT of here
• (made it eventually)
• stopped by the yiga hideout in gerudo canyon but they wouldn't let me in, rude
• got more geoglyphs
• checked in on gerudo town since i’ve otherwise done all that i need to in that area
• everything is sand
• busted into gerudo town; tracked down the clothing store; got some SAND BOOTS and SNOW BOOTS which i have been sorely missing
• met up with riju and zapped some gibdos
re: zelda thoughts
@aescling to me the cinematography in memory 7 is really not subtle. rauru is a colonialist fuck speaking from a place of power / advanced war technology and ganondorf understands completely that the only way for his people to have freedom is for him to manage to acquire a secret stone for himself
this isn't untrue in other incarnations of ganondorf re: the triforce but it's usually a lot more subtle than rauru blasting ganondorf's entire army off the side of the mountain with a beam of light
re: zelda thoughts
@aescling it is strongly implied from memories 6 and 7 that the zonai have been subjugating everyone by force thanks to the awesome power of their secret stones
zelda thoughts
also wow they really decided to make Ganondorf sympathetic in this one huh
zelda thoughts
interesting that Sonia is described as “Hyrulean” not “Hylian”—implying that Hylia worship isn’t a thing yet
re: Pokemon SUMO
@amy do you have feelings about the anime and in particular https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/JN111
apparently relevant First Monday article on Reddit
“Even pseudonyms and throwaways delete their Reddit posts”
zelda status
• teleported to near the next geoglyph
• fuck i left my horse behind fuck fuck
• HORSE RESCUE MISSION
• met another Great Fairy
• got the next geoglyph
• okay now SURELY it is time to do the cool great plateau quest
• found a Yiga Hideout and fucked them up
• tossed the eyes in the holes!!
• WAIT FUCK NOW I HAVE TO CARRY THEM SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS?!
• carefully carefully descended with a <del>balloon</del><ins>parachute</ins>
• well it’s a good thing i have so much glowy plant
• wait now i have GLOWY PANT
• duked it out with my best pal Master Kohga
• gerudo mines? convenient i was headed towards gerudo anyway
• broke like all of my bows whoops
• REPLACED THE EYES 👁️👁️👁️👁️
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re: everybody loves collecting things in breath of the wild
@aescling i was thinking more along the lines of “ooh, banana”
everybody loves collecting things in breath of the wild
does that mean a sequel to donkey kong 64 is coming
re: zelda status
@aescling fire fruit also works but the blast radius is much smaller
re: zelda status
@aescling yeah it's made of ice you blow it up
re: zelda status
@aescling there is a carrot right next to it so, understandable
zelda status
• beat the wind temple
• hopped around some stables and helped some folks
• encountered a satori under a tree
• met kilton and koltin
• got my first Great Fairy to come out of her flower
• got the next geoglyph
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
