There are rumours that the success of the Mario movie is going to lead to a Zelda movie and I just
With the Mario movie it was easy enough for me to just not care, it's Mario, who cares
But a Zelda movie will destroy me
There's no way it ends up being any good
@coriander a zelda movie COULD be good but only if it doesn't have link
@coriander alternatively they could make a movie out of the Original legend of zelda i'm talking this guy
@Lady Okay, yeah, this guy I'd watch a cartoon movie about
@coriander honestly though like most zelda games are just way too much to fit in a movie
i think your options are either to make it a western, where link the wandering swordsman strolls up to some town facing a problem and does a dungeon to solve it and then rides off into the sunset
or else do literally the plot of the very first game where ganon kidnaps zelda for her triforce, link rescues her nursemaid as she is running to get help, and then something something triforce he takes ganon down
@coriander i'm down for medieval westerns but i would be incredibly surprised if they could pull that off as an animated kids movie
@Lady @coriander you’re making me want to see a zelda movie directed by genndy tartakovsky