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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
not totk
everybody ELSE is celebrating zelda tears to the kingdom but I am celebrating BEING IN LOVE with my
SIGNIFICANT OTHER @Satsuma
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
2/10 blowjob i think, the writing was just kind of not really hot at all?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
this makes more sense in context but i promise it reads better out of it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
« "When I cum, I feel like that's my time to show how grateful I am for how good you make me feel, and that's an ability I wouldn't dream of giving up." » the ability to cum
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
this is another orphaned Link/Tetra fic which makes me think it might be the same author as (15), who may or may not be related to the author of (13), (14), and (16)
my expectations are extremely low
tears of the kingdom
i’m sure Ao3 is not going to disambiguate Rauru (Ocarina of Time) from Rauru (Tears of the Kingdom) which is hilarious
tears of the kingdom
what i have gathered from this game so far is that zelda’s ancestors were canonically goatfuckers
re: UNIX philosophy is
@aescling i absolutely am planning on doing this level of complexity when i get around to building my encyclopedia software (and i'll look into sblg to see if it can help with that) but for a simple static site it's a lot easier to just regenerate every file on every make and not worry about any of the rest of it
re: UNIX philosophy is
@aescling yes, assuming that git ignores all build output you can do a subshell call in the makefile to get a list of targets and use that to build a bunch of rules for making those targets from their sources and then use a subcall to make to see if any targets are out of date before allowing a sync
or you could just touch .grass
re: UNIX philosophy is
@aescling you read my blogpost right
re: UNIX philosophy is
@aescling nice, i already coordinate all my static site generation with makefiles
re: UNIX philosophy is
@aescling i have not
re: UNIX philosophy is
@Satsuma has heard me go on long rants about how static site generators are failing indies because every single time it’s “how do i teach the program how to make the thing i want” not “how does the program help me teach my computer…”
every time you switch programs it’s just an entirely new set of fucking rules
UNIX philosophy is
not learning how to use the program, but learning how the program can help you use your computer
matrix/element meta
yes please stop using the decentralized end-to-end encrypted chat protocol that will really show those police who is boss #acab
matrix/element meta
of the anarchists saying you shouldn't use matrix because they help host encrypted chat services for cops, how many do you think are cia plants and how many do you think are just volunteering their services for free
@coriander gonna make a linked in and use it to post my reviews of zelda blowjob fanfiction
@aescling @wallhackio food, like a deli
presents, like delis are present in a grocery store
cold, like chilled deli meats
re: gender controversies in gaming, ranked
@aescling @coriander Dark Samus is a Metroid (specifically: the Metroid Prime [combined with Phaazon and Samus’s DNA]) and it's unclear whether Metroids have a gender (not all Metroids can develop to queens, but it’s not clear that this is a sex distinction as we would conventionally think of it)
official media typically uses “it” to refer to the Metroid Prime but “she” to refer to Dark Samus, which leaves open the question as to whether Dark Samus has developed a gender identity or sexed aspects as a result of her adopting the form of/some DNA from Samus
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
