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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i've been playing twilight princess lately and:
- the final strike is still badass as fuck
- you can pick up the dogs and carry them around
- rolling into trees
really makes me realize what BotW was missing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW
today’s late-night conversation topic
@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i was kind of hoping they would get rid of the shrines
today’s late-night conversation topic
“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”
TRUE||FORM
Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao
zelda lore post-totk
@Satsuma the biggest gap totk leaves open is the relationship between the hylians and the rito
especially with the whole retconning rauru as a goat thing. what about kaepora gaebora
zelda lore post-totk
@Satsuma i need to get out my deities chart again but i have a feeling the totk six sages will very closely correspond to them
The first episode of our local news program, new ellijay news is out.
https://vod.newellijay.tv/videos/watch/c9e6ce28-2d49-422f-b9fb-ed010f1b529f
(Episode is a strong word. It's 10 minutes long.)
This was a proof of concept for us, to verify that we could produce something on a tight turnaround. It's not perfect. It was not well planned ahead of time. I was *barely* involved.
But this proves to me that we can, with a little effort, get a weekly news program done without breaking our backs, and have it be fine.
not totk
this isn't a new thing we’ve been in love for a couple months actually that’s kind of the occasion
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