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link asphyxia absolutely will hurt you even if you say “you won’t”

the author put a long psa at the end but still decided to write this in the fic

0/10 blowjob if it wasn't contextually implied i wouldn't even know that link had a dick

begging this author to stop speaking in metaphor and allusion and just describe what normal sex between these two looks like

« It isn’t enough anymore that still Link touches her with reverence and makes love to her like she’s made from porcelain » what does this mean

@astraluma or if you want a simple list, https://oag.ca.gov/ab1887

it is like, “omg normally we would be having totally boring missionary sex but Link remembered a lewd comment he made a hundred years ago and so decided to eat me out instead!! for the first time!!”

« He feels her trembling with anticipation, her kisses frantic, and he doesn’t miss the soft, confused noise she makes when he removes his mouth from hers to kiss down her neck, to lavish attention to one perfect breast, and to continue his journey down her torso, to dip his tongue briefly into her navel, and travel lower. »

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING
IF THIS IS CAUSING HER CONFUSION

WOW this is the straightest thing i have ever read

« Zelda had laughed, and Link had to squash down the wild surge of affection at the sound. » why

@Satsuma also since “comfort” is paralleled with “without being distracting” i think the author might just be saying “she had hot tits but not like TOO hot”

@Satsuma see the thing is you could read this sentence either way

it could be that small tits are preferable aesthetically but big tits are more comfortable to rest your head against

or it could be that big tits are preferable aesthetically but small tits are more comfortable to do everyday tasks with

there's just no way of knowing

honestly i was debating even counting this one since it’s a threesome and mostly not blowjob content, but technically there is some blowjob-adjacent content happening 2/10

hmm 6/10 blowjob i think; pretty okay but zelda is clearly more focused on being kinky than being responsive

« Her Sheikah training had included breathing exercises and training for holding one’s breath, knowledge that Zelda eagerly called upon » we’ve made it she’s finally got him in her mouth

« Instead she wrapped her right hand, the hand bearing the symbol of the Triforce, around his length and began to stroke very gently. » THAT PARENTHETICAL

oh, Link is so good at eating Zelda out because of his past lives

thank god for Zelda’s special princess training that allows Link to grind against her in a mating press

« Zelda closed the curtains and gave Link a knowing smile. » but Link could not see it, for it was fucking dark

« her breasts were the perfect middle ground between size and comfort, being attractive without being distracting » size and comfort……

« The two of you are linked through fate and the Triforce, which is stronger than any bond of marriage either of you may engage in. » justifications for cuckoldry

recognizing the precarious position ordon is in as a protectorate but not proper province of hyrule after a war which hit them the hardest?? in MY zelink blowjob fic??