Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
« Zelda had laughed, and Link had to squash down the wild surge of affection at the sound. » why
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
WOW this is the straightest thing i have ever read
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
it is like, “omg normally we would be having totally boring missionary sex but Link remembered a lewd comment he made a hundred years ago and so decided to eat me out instead!! for the first time!!”
« He feels her trembling with anticipation, her kisses frantic, and he doesn’t miss the soft, confused noise she makes when he removes his mouth from hers to kiss down her neck, to lavish attention to one perfect breast, and to continue his journey down her torso, to dip his tongue briefly into her navel, and travel lower. »
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING
IF THIS IS CAUSING HER CONFUSION
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
« It isn’t enough anymore that still Link touches her with reverence and makes love to her like she’s made from porcelain » what does this mean
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
0/10 blowjob if it wasn't contextually implied i wouldn't even know that link had a dick
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
link asphyxia absolutely will hurt you even if you say “you won’t”
the author put a long psa at the end but still decided to write this in the fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
i skimmed the rest of the fic to see if there was another blowjob
there wasn't but there was the phrase “the seam of her body”; have fun with that one
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
this is an extremely prolific ZeLink author so i’m sure we’ll hear from them again
🐊
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
@Lady those
those don't have those
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
@Lady I think it means she wants to get slapped a little bit?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
@coriander no i get what she WANTS i don't understand what she HAS
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
@Lady oooooooh
.......yeah same actually
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (3)
begging this author to stop speaking in metaphor and allusion and just describe what normal sex between these two looks like