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we still haven’t gotten to the blowjob

« Her slender, elegant fingers wrapped around his shaft » actually can we pause and talk about zelda’s fingers for a bit

like, zelda’s hands are not small. she is taller than link, and all the formulas i can find correlating hand size and gender say that men are taller than women with the same hand size—i.e. have smaller hands than women of the same height

so like. yes zelda's fingers are slenderer than link's. but they're also LONGER

think about that

can we get any biologists in the room to confirm or deny that biology manuals measure dick lengths while erect

« Of course Zelda’s education had included Hylian reproduction, and from what she had read from average length (though later on she’d figured said length might’ve been downplayed to accommodate smaller men), Link was quite above the curve. » why do you have to say it like this

or that Link and Zelda ever marry

please note that this is a deliberate Choice; it is not explicit in canon that all Links are related by blood

this fic sure is leaning hard into the “Zelda and Link are technically related in all their incarnations after the first” for not being an incest fic

this scene of zelda playing with link’s dick while he is sleeping is not as good as that other fic where zelda plays with link’s dick while he is sleeping

« Zelda had been educated in how the body works and she knew that men had erections in the morning. » key information clearly

please follow for exciting zelda giving link a blowjob ratings and content

tempted to read every fanfic on Ao3 where zelda gives link a blowjob to see if any of them are good

really did a feature piece titled “How a Campaign Against Transgender Rights Mobilized Conservatives” and failed to mention themselves anywhere in it

« One of the legacies of the counterculture, particularly on the left, is the idea that expression is action. This idea has haunted those of us on the left for a long time.

But one of the reasons that the Tea Party came to power was that they ⁺organized⁺—they built institutions. So the challenge for those of us who want a different world is not to simply trust that the expressive variety that the internet permits is the key to freedom. Rather, we need to seek a kind of freedom that involves people not like us, that builds institutions that support people not like us—not just ones that help gratify our desires to find new partners or build better micro-worlds.

The New Communalists believed that the micro-world was where politics happened. If we could just build a better micro-world, we could live by example to create a better world for the whole. I think that’s wrong. Our challenge is to build a world that takes responsibility for people not like ourselves. And it’s a challenge we won’t meet by enhancing our expressive abilities, or improving the technologies of expressive connection. »

https://logicmag.io/justice/fred-turner-dont-be-evil/

keeping traditions alive by being the third best team in the league in a division which also holds the first and second

https://www.gofundme.com/f/design-against-design