Lady @Lady@cat.family

them: well this scraper doesn't have the flaws you were talking about, surely it must be okay

everyone else: oh, clearly the flaws i enumerated were too specific and there must be a more fundamental way of phrasing things; let's try that again

(scraper still bad tho)

honestly these people writing fedi scrapers are generating productive conversations just not in the way they were hoping

@SportsGoblin hey making it to the playoffs against all odds and then immediately losing against a clearly better team is what the narrative arc for the seahawks is SUPPOSED to be

@alyssa
burnet: senpai…
fennel: you know we are the exact same age right
burnet: s–senpai… 🥺

@alyssa these are college students for clarity

@alyssa oh the implication is that because fennel was so knowledgeable burnet thought she was her senior

@alyssa what?

« My friend Fennel is researching dreams too.
I got to know her when we were students.
Her knowledge and arguments were so impressive…
I was really surprised when I found out we were the same age. »
POKéMON FANDOM
I AM BEGGING YOU

act 1: how we used AI trained on sexting to make our pornbots more effective

act 2: help we made the pornbots too effective

act 3: users revolt after formerly free “pornbot” service ends free tier; now requires a subscription

@clarfonthey person as a person from a culture which uses western ordering, i prefer the original ordering be preserved, with the following notes

• if it's not clear to readers whether the name is using an eastern or western order, the family name should be written in allcaps

• although japanese names have historically switched order upon translation to english, some style guides are starting to reverse that trend. see https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/21/asia/japan-name-abe-shinzo-intl/index.html for an example

• chinese names should never be written in western order (chairman mao = mao zedong)

when th dogge sleepe n th dogge sticke th tongue outt

« In Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Eggs can be given a spa treatment at the Ribbon Syndicate building. This will cause the Egg to have an increased friendship upon hatching. However, Eggs cannot be given massages; if attempted, the Massage Girl will exclaim, "That's silly! I'd break that Egg if I tried to massage it!" »

i would like to thank this pokémon let’s play youtuber for taking the time to clearly show the opening, after battle, and speaking to later quotes for every trainer they battle

when the gender ratio is 3♂ to 1♀ and you get a ♀ the first time 😎

How to catch a Pokémon WITHOUT weakening it first:

1. Buy alot of poké balls

@alyssa not etymologically (elaine < helen)

due to the rarity of adeline as a name in the english‐speaking world, people do however sometimes conflate aline with eileen (< eibhlín < aveline < avila)

due to similarity in pronunciation, eileen is sometimes also considered an irish form of helen, so you could probably say aline ~ eileen ~ elaine

@alyssa no although i always forget that alice ∶ adelaide ∷ aline ∶ adeline

alice ∼ alex
beatrice ∼ beatrix
candice ∼ c… candix??

any system with ethical or privacy implications needs manual human supervision and intervention. it cannot be automated. if this makes these systems infeasible, then they are infeasible. not inevitable