Lady @Lady@cat.family

seen some bad takes today

oh, "gridlock". oh

is girllock when you hold your girl tight and don't let go to prevent other processes from attempting to modify her data at the same time as you

@djsundog if someone wanted to reimplement the exact same app with actually good coding practices i would love that but i don't think i have it in me

@djsundog i'd do this for free if the mastodon web client wasn't an incredibly legacy React/Redux codebase with terrible organization and no documentation or code comments

but as it is i think a greenfield web app is the way to go 😩

custom emoji did not exist when i wrote this

apparently mastodon got rid of the V1 statuses api at some point

okay, it *kinda* works

code is here if you’re curious but it was written by some fucking loser named allie hart and i disclaim all responsibility for what lies therein

https://github.com/marrus-sh/snow

okay so it doesn’t fucking work but it DOES do the full oauth handshake before not fucking working so there’s that

thanks

“Snow is designed to be usable with plugins; to prevent conflicting with other plugins' styles and elements, every Snow class name and id begins with the emoji 🌨.” ah, the years before i learned about URI namespacing

why receive jesus into your life when you could receive objects 53% (74338/138341)

oh god in copying this git directory it, uh, changed the mode of every single file, so the git diff is just

diff --git a/storybook/webpack.config.js b/storybook/webpack.config.js
old mode 100644
new mode 100755

for every single file in the entire mastodon repository

function fish_prompt
    set -l quotes "Hey babe, what's up? " "What can I do you for? " "Pleasant weather today, huh? " "How are you feeling? " "What are you in the mood for? " "Let's get to work! "
    set_color E91E63 brmagenta
    echo $quotes[(random 1 (count $quotes))]
end

this also has my old fish configuration from the one time i used fish

it's all dark and cold and shitty and vaguely foggy outside my window and i am living for it

fuckin ghast month

big fan of November honestly