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@witchfynder_finder pretty sure if i blocked you then you would just yell at me in my discord

« I would like to recommend a Linux text editor, but I haven't found any good ones. »

the for loop, but not the actual loop, just the for part 

for (
let
dayInMonth = 1 - (new Date (year, month - 1, 1).getDay() + 6) % 7,
dayInWeek = 1,
week = calendarBody.insertRow(),
seasonIndex = +Object.entries(Array.from(seasons.values())).filter(( [ _, $ ] ) => month > $.startMonth || dayInMonth >= $.startDay).pop()[0],
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
; daysInThisMonth >= dayInMonth || dayInWeek % 7 != 1
;
dayInMonth++,
dayInWeek = (dayInWeek + 1) % 7,
week = dayInWeek == 1 ? calendarBody.insertRow() : week,
!(nextSeason.startMonth > month || nextSeason.startDay > dayInMonth) ? (
seasonIndex = (seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size,
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
) : void null )

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@witchfynder_finder kid, *i’m* not even trans enough for the trans list

look at these fucks there’s no way they grew that pumpkin themselves

🥴

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there are two types of people: those who know the exact cadence at which this is said on a visceral, emotional level, and non-Catholics

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Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, because we are ignorant white settler fucks who don’t know how to grow our own food. Amen.

you can write fairy tales without fairies in them it just makes you a tool

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the reason why tolkien is considered the basis for all fantasy is because people infantilized the term “fairy tales”

@witchfynder_finder still can be a dinosaur, cops can’t stop you

@witchfynder_finder don’t call ’em a jizz cat call ’em a jizz whistler you don’t have to make it an exact parallel

@witchfynder_finder and if you’re not going to take the time to do that then just make up meaningless crap like “bonk as a gonk” nobody cares

@witchfynder_finder idk this is actually something i put a great deal of thought into when i’m writing but i think it’s just a matter of making something seem like its own culture and not some grotesque copypasta of contemporary white english usage; if you’re going to use idioms they should be as rich and culturally‐informed as the rest of the work and not some simple word‐substitution or clever reference

@witchfynder_finder the problem is that they always pick idioms that are like, rich with meaning or reference some specific story which doesn’t even translate to the new context instead of picking idioms like

the bees knees

every self‐respecting fantasy universe has bees and they all have knees; go wild

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