Lady @Lady@cat.family

well, the actual reason is because they hate Catholics

i always found it really disappointing that the reason english people celebrate the fifth of november isn’t because the king was almost blown up but because he wasn’t

zwidge

i’m not an expert or anything, i mean i’m only a B.A., but bi typically means likes fucking both

hey author, if your bi character’s thoughts are only ever about how their male partners were unsatisfying and their female partner is so much better, you might not be writing a bi character

i’m also praying for this author’s soul because they simply cannot talk to a girl to save their life

@ghost_bird no but, one hopes, they at least don’t have as many weapons

i think this author is not american but i’m praying for their soul

are you aware that https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/02/08/lgbt-law-enforcement-officers-sue-over-workplace-discrimination/2404755002/

tag your g.d. “gay for cops” fics, AO3

also you could just say “gunpowder”

« something you don't recognise for now, but in time you will learn is the propellant produced by high-powered firearms » okay i hate to poke at technicalities here but guns don’t produce propellants they light them on fire

i’m an expert at sculpting flat things
*pounds Play-Doh against countertop*
it’s a stomach

« the sculpted flatness of her stomach » is it just me or is that an oxymoron

because i WOULD
i would meet them

you all are lucky i am stuck at home and can’t go out into the world to MEET GIRLS