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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
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@witchfynder_finder i appreciate fantasy idioms when they make sense in the world
like saying Cucco‐flesh instead of goosebumps in Zelda fics makes sense. Zelda does not have geese but it does have Cuccos. it is a sensible idiom
i do not appreciate fantasy idioms when there is no logical reason why anybody would ever say that thing
Vah Naboris’s back is not broken, never has been broken, and considering it is not a beast of labour, would not be seen carrying straw
« The straw that broke Vah Naboris’s back » cute but you do realize this metaphor makes no sense right
@SportsGoblin in the inland northwest we even have a specific saying for this https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Couged%20It
@SportsGoblin the hawks aren’t even the worst offenders, like the M’s could be leading by 8 at the top of the ninth and people will still be like “okay now watch them lose”
because, i mean, they do
@SportsGoblin nah see in the PNW the prevailing attitude is not “they could still win it!” when they’re losing, but “they could still lose it!” when they’re doing well
🧟♀️💤
still upset that that fanfic referred to the Master Sword as a purple sword
no, THIS is a purple sword
@witchfynder_finder thankful that at least “reblog if you believe in X supremacy” isn't a popular zoomer meme here like it is on the Rest Of The Internet
@witchfynder_finder they were actually the kind of zip off cargo pants that turn into shorts
now it’s time to read
THE REVIEWS
― V nice smut but also absolutely hilarious, a lil heartbreaking, and so well written. Second fic ever to nearly make me cry, but happy ending!! [rinaslily]
― Perfection do exist [Narvi_MARS]
― The only link/cargo pants fic I've found so far [Notarization]
― Mother of Smut this is good [Obsidiangst]
okay i have now finished the epic and critically‐acclaimed fanfiction ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’
the ending was a lot of talking and me being frustrated about decisions regarding canon that nobody who follows me will understand, but trust me that it was very boring
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
goddammit we’re doing the “my sword remembers your past lives” trope in this one i guess
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
« At her shout, one of the horses outside makes a loud, disgruntled noise that cuts through the thin fabric of the tent. It's a noise of unambiguous disapproval. ❲…❳
“Sorry, I think Epona wants us to keep the noise down so they can sleep,” Link snickers, raising his eyebrows. “I guess you could say we’re… disturbing the *neigh*-bors.”
What. In. The. Holy. Hell »
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
« She was torn between the fact that Link is so restrained and silent in normal life and the fact that he’s by no means quiet when fighting or doing anything physical. And after Urbosa made a rather ribald comment about Link’s excessively loud grunts during a training session, Zelda couldn’t stop thinking about it. Since sex is a physical act, she hypothesized that while Link possesses the ability to keep quiet, he would not naturally be silent. » some truly stellar fan logic in this one
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
« “You don’t have to do that. You can be loud. I can kill anything that disturbs us.” »
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
« Not that she ever thinks about Link's choice of underwear, but if Zelda did happen to imagine what type of underwear Link wears, she’d probably conjure up something like garish heart-printed boxers.
Now that the accursed pants are banished to the corner of the tent, she learns that Link actually wears a tight type of boxer-briefs that seem to have had a love child with compression shorts. Which Zelda supposes makes sense given the necessity of Link having a full athletic range of motion. And the necessity of keeping his penis and testicles from flopping around while fighting and climbing or riding horses and his ridiculous motorcycle. » i am unsure whether i should be impressed by this author’s forethought into the utility of Link’s underwear choices
The Continuing Adventures of ‘The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts’ – Chapter 2
i was hoping that i wouldn’t have anything to say about Chapter 2
I WAS WRONG
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
