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anyone who thinks programming is fun hasn't tried to write unit tests for an XML parser

anyone who tries to write an xml parser has mental illness

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@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other

i was planning to make fun of @aescling for not knowing these people are but I guess that isn't unusual out here so thank all of you for ruining my fun

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Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are?

coffee tastes really really good when its your birthday ☕🔥:clodboy_cowdsire:🔥

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@wallhackio These expressions are so me... When I post :blobcat_flopdaze: , this is exactly how you should picture it

Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are?

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boosting that post of yours every 2 hours praying it pops off like you wanted it to

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alcohol 

which of the following is not is not the real name of a beer?

re: alcohol 

shouts outs to Psychedelic Cat Grass by Shorts Brewery

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i am normal and can be trusted with a quart of garlic butter

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