Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
new bigtop burger new bigtop burger!
anyone who thinks programming is fun hasn't tried to write unit tests for an XML parser
anyone who tries to write an xml parser has mental illness
Sherclod Holmes
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@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other
i was planning to make fun of @aescling for not knowing these people are but I guess that isn't unusual out here so thank all of you for ruining my fun
Sherclod Holmes
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Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are?
coffee tastes really really good when its your birthday ☕🔥
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Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio These expressions are so me... When I post 
, this is exactly how you should picture it
Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are?
Sherclod Holmes
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boosting that post of yours every 2 hours praying it pops off like you wanted it to
alcohol
which of the following is not is not the real name of a beer?
re: alcohol
shouts outs to Psychedelic Cat Grass by Shorts Brewery
alcohol
I am an IPA weirdo but this video is still correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNENDQo6hOU
i am normal and can be trusted with a quart of garlic butter
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
