Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
this is my punishment for knowing who Sydney Sweeney is
imagine waking up today and learning you are now unemployed that'd be pretty cringe
re: pokemon slander
next game theyre gonna release a new pokemon called "Torakku" and it's just gonna be a fucking monster truck with anime eyes
pokemon slander
the red motorbike thing from SV is still ugly af sorry
pick one:
corffee :}
anyone wanna see another contender for the greatest dog of all time
would i be able to convince people here to watch Tar if I tell them that the main character is an evil toxic lesbian
not a single person on this instance knows who Sydney Sweeney is. somehow i underestimated how homosexual this web site is
report anybody who tries to build an XML parser
new bigtop burger new bigtop burger!
anyone who thinks programming is fun hasn't tried to write unit tests for an XML parser
anyone who tries to write an xml parser has mental illness
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other
i was planning to make fun of @aescling for not knowing these people are but I guess that isn't unusual out here so thank all of you for ruining my fun
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
