clodboy @wallhackio@cat.family

@amy look at this shit https://x.com/Kazun0ki/status/1927435027911983499

would i be able to convince people here to watch Tar if I tell them that the main character is an evil toxic lesbian

not a single person on this instance knows who Sydney Sweeney is. somehow i underestimated how homosexual this web site is

report anybody who tries to build an XML parser

new bigtop burger new bigtop burger!

anyone who thinks programming is fun hasn't tried to write unit tests for an XML parser

this one was actually pretty darn good

anyone who tries to write an xml parser has mental illness

i was planning to make fun of @aescling for not knowing these people are but I guess that isn't unusual out here so thank all of you for ruining my fun

Least complex regular expressions:
https://github.com/calebmsword/parseq/blob/main/src/http-factories/http-factories-utils/document-mock/tests/generated-files/regexp.js

coffee tastes really really good when its your birthday ☕🔥🔥

@vaporeon_ https://x.com/roku0z_/status/1928708171427885211

@coriander
https://x.com/JaneDashley/status/1927783486103924977

Do you know who Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are?

nobody favorited this one, yall are cowards