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I wish I had an editor who would prune the unnecessary words I write in my toots

I felt compelled today to update my profile to reflect that I am now a post malone hater

I haven't eaten breakfast yet and I am not hungry. I think hating post malone sustains me now

every time I send @aescling something I think is funny and she just responds "ok" it does massive psychological damage

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one of my favorite things about being an adult is that i can buy caffeine-free diet coke and then drink two of them

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Joker 2 was a little strange, a huge risk, very interesting, and really boring all at the same time

Apparently Joker 2 sucked so I'm about to watch it in the theatre right now

still angry that the recent TMNT movie was Like That and everyone loved anyway

Today I wrote a SQL subquery in a SQL subquery in a SQL subquery

Oh boy I sure am a puzzled frog, I hope nobody tries to explain to me why monads are like burritos or I would become even more puzzled

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