Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
sportsball
me: preseason games are meaningless, the lions won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16
also me: HASSANEIN SACKED JOE BURROW WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
re: Riverdale S1:E06
@lapis this would make for a good poll
@alyssa they need to invent a way for me to eat and drink without needing to get out of bed
@lapis so is it just a tradition to make a blacksmith in a farming game who sucks
@lapis no idea who march is but I'll still agree for no reason
Fields of Misandry
@cam your upstairs neighbors sound very Annoying
@vaporeon_ I don't believe you have 📻 
saying hi to amy is part of my daily routine at this point
@amy hello amy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
