@lapis baggit

@wallhackio 🥛 (pretend it's water)

@lapis melk

@wallhackio Thor's Ti...

@wallhackio alas!

@alyssa they need to invent a way for me to eat and drink without needing to get out of bed

@wallhackio those do exist but usually involve someone else getting out of bed and bringing it to you. and so usually only works as a sometimes thing unless you’re super rich

@alyssa @wallhackio marriage sometimes works as well

@Lady @wallhackio this is true. i have been preparing @sigmaleph 's breakfast in the mornings and bringing it to zir in bed on weekends lately hehe :)

@alyssa @Lady @wallhackio @sigmaleph i think it’s cool and good when lesbians brag about their marriage on the fediverse where clodboy can see it. that should happen more often

@aescling @alyssa @wallhackio @sigmaleph the future starts with you nerd

@alyssa @wallhackio I've occasionally staged some water and a snack at my bedside for this, but obviously that requires advanced planning. (The advanced-ness is flexible though: I keep a prepackaged water bottle there just in case, one could imagine some food bars too, depending on your local fauna.)