Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander EXTRAORDINARY
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio This is from a couple months ago but here she is dressed up for pride
@coriander please tell me you have a picture of the 90 pound fluffy malamute
@coriander okay, but what's up
@alyssa good aftermoo
re: stupid joke about LLM
@vaporeon_ hating C++ is also my specialty
re: stupid joke about LLM
@vaporeon_ Clod Code is my specialty
Sherclod Holmes
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Friendly orange floof with a curled tail and plaintive meow.
@vaporeon_ its true 
Sherclod Holmes
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☭
Clodsire Bumby
@lapis @coriander I have a confession to make, I favorited this toot way back when but I didn't get it and I still don't
I do love when a mutual starts scrolling through your profile and boosts your Greatest Hits
Sherclod Holmes
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i am software egineer
@cam this image makes me feel like 
@Satsuma i do be finishing what i started, for better or for worse
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
