@lapis almond cookies, with cardamom 🔍
@coriander @aescling oh my bad y'all I also didn't watch that far 💀
@coriander too bad I'm sharing this video with you anyway https://youtu.be/2Nvamnma_Aw
hey @coriander did you ever play cod zombies
@hoja be the change you want to see in the world
@vaporeon_ the game let's you draw on the mii's faces so you have a lot of creative freedom in how they look
re: description of genitalia
@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member
re: description of genitalia
@cam I think it is trying to say his dick look like an elephant's trunk? likes its girthy girthy?
@TheSunnyOne Whisper of the Heart, an excellent ghibli film
@Taweret @coriander rocket league is an absolute blast but people are really fucking good at it now so it's a humbling experience nowadays
description of genitalia
@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
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