@wallhackio idk why I thought this was like a trashy romance novel at first
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@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead
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@wallhackio WHO WRITES THIS SHIT
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@wallhackio is this supposed to imply his urethra is gaping or something???
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@wallhackio but like elephants don't eat with their trunks lmfao they just grab stuff with them
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@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member
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@wallhackio ohh... wtf