Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander reported for unleashing this monstrosity on my eyes
@monorail don't worry we're gonna have ice cream tonight to compensate
Accidentally made a very healthy dinner today
stardew valley
I still haven't psychologically recovered from the time that Emily told me she found clothing that was in line with my "inner self" and it was the fucking GARBAGE CAN T-SHIRT
@Thomas I change my clothes based on whatever Emily gives me in her cardboard box at the Sand Festival or whatever it's called
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may the FORTH be with you
@Lucy godammit that's also what I saw first
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Stlex 
@holly goo afternoon
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car trouble :(
re: alc
@jackdaw_ruiz "Jack Torrance's enigmatic aura" LMAOOOOO
@Lucy I have no idea what this is about but this is an extremely funny toot, thanks
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this is killing me, im trying to remember this one webcomic that was made by a trans woman and the main character looked like this and i think was named rosie??? i cant remember if the creator did something problematic or something but i havent seen it in years and i was curious what happened to it. does anyone know what im talking about?
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@wallhackio wait the bottom is a shoe?
I thought it was a seal wearing a hat
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
