Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@cam I can't tell if it's a joke or not which makes it even better

@cam this is incredible

@aescling @coriander fuck each and every one of you

@cam are you me

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h but when you toss it in the trash, my head pops up like oscar the grouch and I eat the pizza

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h i need to change my oil so i can't drive that far, so just throw it really hard i will catch it

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h hm, pretty sure cats are not supposed to eat pizza. my solution would be to give the pizza to me 🍕 ​​​

@vaporeon_ makes an offering to Poseidon, unleasing a tidal wave upon the vaporeon

@vaporeon_ blasts vaporeon with a fire hose

@cam @lapis a rare form of shinagami eyes

@lapis tasty science.... 🔬 ​

Gonna try a Cooking Experiment today

@vaporeon_ the vaporeon is normal and can be trusted to enter the piloting room of the airplane

@aescling Hi cat I am lending you this book. You have three months to read it while also working a full-time job. Afterwards you will be tested. If you cannot solve the equations of motion for a point mass in two-dimensions in a constant gravitational field using the Hamilton-Jacobi equations then you are Stupid and I will call you out on the public timeline.

As you can see it is not thick, so this is a very easy task.

@vaporeon_ @aescling

@vaporeon_ @aescling 314 pages

@vaporeon_ the languages I am not familiar with that I am most interested in learning are Haskell, OCaml, and Rust

unfortunately the deno devs use AI now so this has to happen in an alternate universe where me and @Lady forked an old version of deno and maintain a Good runtime