Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Bumby the Loaf
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re: food
@The_T mashed potatoes are a form of bread soup and therefore a sandiwch
@vaporeon_ is the vaporeon ok
re: settling a family argument with a fedi poll
@aschmitz the game explicitly allows movement in both directions in multiple situations:
1) a community chest card that has you move back three spaces
2) the fact that you go can go to jail without passing "GO" by either rolling doubles three times in a row, landing on the go to jail square, or by collecting certain chance or community chest cards
However, with this specific "Advance to the nearest station" is the fact that the card says "Advance" which many take to imply that you should move counterclockwise. If that is the case then we must clarify the meaning of "nearest." Is Reading Railroad nearest even if you move counterclockwise? Is California still near to Nevada if you fly west to get there?
re: settling a family argument with a fedi poll
@IntrepidVector @Alexis this was my position at the time of the argument actually lmao
settling a family argument with a fedi poll
Poll is in the reply!
You land on the chance tile shown here and pick up the card that says "Advance to the nearest station."
Bumby the Loaf
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Today in 'find someone who loves you as much as Egg loves his bath mat'
@vaporeon_ on evil rectangle I see a 🖬
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
