Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
here on glitchcat you WILL see my youtube tracking parameters and you WILL like it!!!
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lucy some fruit mentos. for me
@Thomas if people talked about olines the way we talked about quarterbacks 95% of american football discussion would reflect reality
@cam what the fuck kinda words are these
@lapis maybe I should have some coffee...
plantains are MUCH better when ripe
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Rio: No, I wasn’t just chewing on this tasty purple cable. Why are you looking at me?
i thought i was learning bash scripting but what im really learning is regex
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling who up forking they bomb
@vaporeon_ night night
@aschmitz this is actually what they mean by "hydration" in web development
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the devil on my shoulder tells me to keep working on code while the angel is reminding me to drink water
@vaporeon_ @aescling oops. I really need to push the code that will let us edit posts lol
@vaporeon_ @aescling oh I was just telling cat to add it to our insurance
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
