@vaporeon_ @aescling or consider a Vaporeon, Eevee, and fennec in a trenchcoat
@vaporeon_ I really wish it were possible to pin another's toot
@vaporeon_ @holly vapoldeon
@holly sorry but you are over the age of 18 which is the condition for being old, sorry I don't make the rules
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@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam grapefruit juice is SO GOOD ugjjfjgjgjdjsksldkfjdgm
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@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam it is now a life goal of mine to force you to eat one
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@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam i fucking love grapefruit but a lot of people have a gene that makes them taste abhorrent
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@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam are they uncommon in Germany?
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@vaporeon_ @monorail @cam it's a very large green wrinkly grapefruit and its not sour like most grapefruit
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@monorail @vaporeon_ @cam also my time working in the produce aisle finally amounted to something (i knew what an ugli fruit was)
@vaporeon_ in all seriousness I'm very sorry you will be locked out of ytdlp, that is a huge loss
@vaporeon_ Deno is what happened when the guy who made nodejs was like "what if nodejs was good, actually"
@vaporeon_ Deno is fantastic so I'm sorry you can't run it
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