@cam i dont know but @coriander reported me for living there so it must be a reportable offense
@cam i should report you for living in new york but ill be nice this time.
@coriander write your damn book already goblin
@coriander they have the yankees which is a severe offense
@coriander cant even be mad about that one
@sakuraba reported for living in florida
@sidd_harth0_5h4h @aescling sorry i no longer have fluffs who can post for my crimes :(
can all of my followers report @aescling until she plays smash with me please
@coriander no matter how many layers of terminally online i am, you are always at least two layers deeper
@coriander the what now
@Lucy delete this
@cam eat or else report
@monorail if you ever play csgo i will report you
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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he/him