Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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@wallhackio Type of 
who misread "inedible" as "incredible"...
@vaporeon_ the bread fucking sucks please take it
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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I wrote 42 whole words tonight but that's 42 more words than I've written in months and months
re: food
@aschmitz the crust is hard as a fucking rock and the insides are slightly undercooked
Just baked some borderline inedible bread does anybody want some
@coriander @aescling
❌ ass man
✅ grass man
This bread is not working
@amy you're late. reported.
re: wednesday nyt crossword spoiler
@coriander part of the fun for me has been learning crosswordese so sorry, you are objectively wrong and also reported.
re: wednesday nyt crossword spoiler
also I had an answer that was BIAS and I genuinely sat there for five minutes like, "the fuck are B.I.A.s"?
wednesday nyt crossword spoiler
another day, another OREO
i just want everyone to know that i took a single game off @amy last night
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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She has discovered the inside of the dryer recently and regularly meows at me until I pick her up and put her in there.
@cam cams should be allowed to see infrared light. as a treat
@Breakfast even more impressive
@cam @coriander reported for being wrong.
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
