Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@cam women will literally schedule a defense for their phd

@puppygirlhornypost2 this, but my brain specifically

@coriander @aescling I just learned about this literally today so I am glad I was able to follow the conversation

But also, aescling you are reported for obvious reasons.

@cam did they actually say that to you or did they say it to you metaphorically

@aescling @Satsuma I'm not sure if you understood what the silly toot was trying to say. That is, if horses were as wide as cars then the streets would be comfortably sized for cars and driving around here wouldn't make me stressed af

@lapis sorry to hear about health stuff being annoying.

I don not have to do a lot of driving today because I moved yesterday. Now I have a gazillion boxes to unpack :)

@lapis good morning pencil person

@Satsuma I would like to have a long conversation with God for designing horses to be much skinnier than cars

@cam throws a bottle cap across the room

I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.

@aescling it was ok actually

what is you needed to pee

but god said

stop and go traffic

@monorail that movie is a tenet/10

I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck

@cam holy shit congrats!!!!

@lapis now take some Tylenol

@holly many are saying this

@lapis got lots of driving to do today