I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.
@wallhackio Do you think you can land your message in one smooth movement, or do you think it's going to be a lot of back and forth before you're happy?
@wallhackio no one decided that its the inevitable consequence of trying to stick cars on streets designed for horses
@Satsuma @wallhackio People should just tie their cars up at the hitching post, I don't know what all this business about parallelism is.
@wallhackio @aschmitz well you see the cars are both larger and wider than horses so fitting one into the same amount of space requires a much more specific orientation
@Satsuma I would like to have a long conversation with God for designing horses to be much skinnier than cars
@wallhackio @Satsuma how else would you have brought all your Shit here
@wallhackio @aescling @Satsuma Just be glad you're not in Europe, then. (Or go drive around Greece some time.)
@wallhackio @Satsuma i know you want to not pay fur public transit but i think you are going to quickly learn why i not infrequently use it
@wallhackio i mean, motorcycles do exist so its clear cars dont *have* to be like that
@Satsuma @wallhackio I wonder if one of the Smart cars could treat parallel parking as perpendicular parking. Probably not quite?
@wallhackio i think weekly street cleaning on diffurent schedules depending on the side of the street is the worse culprit here